Retired for Naps Hoodie — "Trained for War, Retired for Naps" Veteran Relaxed Hooded Sweatshirt

Soft, roomy, and a little cheeky — this hoodie wraps a retired-veteran vibe in everyday comfort. The back shows a relaxed, cartoon-style veteran reclining with boots up and a happy thought bubble of a helicopter, captioned “Trained for war. Retired for naps.” Quietly humorous and low-key bold, the print reads like a private joke shared among service members and their families. The double-lined hood and color-matched drawcord give the piece a thoughtful finish, while the kangaroo pouch keeps hands warm on cool mornings. Wear it on slow weekend mornings, at veteran meetups, or while lounging after a long day — it’s built to be lived in and laughed in.

This hoodie fits people who appreciate veteran-focused humor and casual, practical layers. It pairs naturally with jeans, sweatpants, or a favorite chair. The relaxed silhouette and soft midweight fabric make it comfortable for long drives, backyard barbecues, or quiet afternoons at home.

Product features
- Cozy 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Kangaroo pouch pocket keeps hands warm and essentials close
- Double-lined hood with matching drawcord for added comfort and style
- DTG/DTF printed design on back with embroidery options for chest or wrists
- Classic fit with tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, comfortable feel

Care instructions
- Tumble dry: medium
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18500, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: medium, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean